Quotes of the Week

For my second Quotes of the Week, I bring you a letter chart themed installment.  I’m willing to wager every Optometrist out there encounters the first two dialogues on a depressingly regular basis.  Enjoy!

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Jay: “Which is the smallest line of letters you can read?”

Patient: “The bottom one”

Jay: “Great, if you could read it out then please”

Patient: “I can’t see it”

Jay :*Sigh*

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Jay: “Which is the smallest line you can read?”

Patient: “I can’t see any of those”

Patient: *Reads entire chart from top to bottom*

Jay: *Sigh*

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Jay: *Gestures back towards letter chart*

Jay: “And what can you manage to read there now?”

Patient: “Well, papers, books….”

Jay: *Sigh*

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Jay: “What is the smallest line you can read?”

Patient (in panicked tones): “I can’t see ANYTHING!!”

Jay: “You know why don’t you?”

Patient (in panicked tones): “Why, what is it, what’s wrong with my eyes??”

Jay: “They’re shut”

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